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1   有渔民二兄弟，皆已成家。无奈家境贫寒，只能在一起共处，哥俩公用一艘渔船。
　　每晚的夫妻生活不同步，渔船摇晃不止，哥俩苦恼。思虑良久，达成默契：以饮酒为号。哥哥或弟弟说：同起一杯！同时进行。
　　一日，哥俩完事后，弟弟余兴未已，说：哥哥！再同起一杯啊！
　　哥哥答曰：哥哥就一杯的量。

评论  哥哥和弟弟到底是不一样啊，年轻的身体就是棒、
2   老和尚病重对小和尚说：“我一辈子没看过女人的身体！”
　　小和尚看老和尚可怜就找了一个女人到老和尚面前脱了衣服给老和尚看。
　　老和尚看了一眼说：“原来和尼姑是一样的！”说完就死了。

评论   空即是色，色既是空，和尚和尼姑果然需要并存。
3    　成人进修班的作文题目是描写一个浪漫意境。同学们读出作文时，我听到的都是些陈腔滥调，例如炉火熊熊、烛光摇曳或音乐轻柔等等。
　　只有一个女同学别出心裁，她写的是：“屋里很清静，孩子们都不在家。”

评论   也许房子太小也不是个好事，孩子太多也影响生活质量啊。
4    早上坐公车，车上有对母子，小孩大概3、4岁还在穿开裆裤。
　　小正太一直在说话，大家都看他觉得很可爱。小正太突然问他妈妈：“为什么对面的姐姐一直盯着我小JJ看？”
　　然后就听到周围都在笑，对面的女孩也脸红了，高潮是他妈妈来了一句：“姐姐才没有看你的，人家看过的多了去。”
　　就看着一群人憋到内伤。

评论  这个美女估计下车后吐血身亡了吧，现在的孩子。
5 今天凌晨三点多起来去QQ农场偷菜，刚好前女友的石榴熟了，便毫不留情的偷了，没想到早上起来上了班打开QQ空间后，
  看见了前女友给我的留言：如果你以前晚上像现在这么生龙活虎，我就不会和你分手了。

评论 看来男人需要坚强啊，偷菜都能受到这样的打击，内牛满面啊。

1、哥俩耐久力差别很大呀！小心老婆欲求不满。
2、别拿豆包不当干粮，别拿尼姑不当女人。
3、宫能小说研修小组？还是女性写出来的东西含蓄。
4、别见到漂亮的就当人家是小姐，没准是个雏呢？
5、看来婚姻的前提是生活质量呀！

1弟弟应该多学习劝酒了，你不喝我替你喝了啊
2其实老和尚见到多了去
3这个班级是学习什么的？
4见到的都比你的大很多
5那时候真的没有劲呀

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